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Guetting a Job
One day shortly after I had come from school, my father was outside doing yard work.
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He found a baby bird under a tree and guessed it had fallen from its nest. He wanted to retrun the little bird to his home.
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My dad went to get a ladder and when he got back, he found another baby bird on the ground.
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Suddenly he heard a lound chirpingfrom above. Looking up, my father saw the mother bird giuing a third baby the boot from his nest.
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With that, Dad walked into our house, took one look at me watching television and barked:Get a job!
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See With One Eye
Teacher: Boys and girls, there is a new film in our school cinema. If you want to see it, please hand in twenty cents for one ticket.
Tom: But I have only got ten cents. Will you let me have a ticket if I promise to see the film with only one eye?
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A Wonderful Dream
Ted: Tom, I had a wonderful dream last night. I got full marks for physics. Do you know what it means?
Tom: Yes, it means you study very hard in dream.
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The Head of the Animals
Teacher: Do you know who is the head of the animals, Jim?
Jim: Yes, I do. Its Toms father.
Teacher: Toms father? Why?
Jim: Because Toms father is the manager of the zoo.
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Birthday
Teacher: Is your birthday on June the 12th, Tom?
Tom: Yes, sir.
Teacher: Which year?
Tome: Oh, every year, sir.
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