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    Guetting a Job

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    One day shortly after I had come from school, my father was outside doing yard work.

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    He found a baby bird under a tree and guessed it had fallen from its nest. He wanted to retrun the little bird to his home.

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    My dad went to get a ladder and when he got back, he found another baby bird on the ground.

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    Suddenly he heard a lound chirping•from above. Looking up, my father saw the mother bird giuing a third baby the boot from his nest.

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    With that, Dad walked into our house, took one look at me watching television and barked:Get a job!

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    See With One Eye

    Teacher: Boys and girls, there is a new film in our school cinema. If you want to see it, please hand in twenty cents for one ticket.

    Tom: But I have only got ten cents. Will you let me have a ticket if I promise to see the film with only one eye?

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    A Wonderful Dream

    Ted: Tom, I had a wonderful dream last night. I got full marks for physics. Do you know what it means?

    Tom: Yes, it means you study very hard in dream.

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    The Head of the Animals

    Teacher: Do you know who is the head of the animals, Jim?

    Jim: Yes, I do. Its Toms father.

    Teacher: Toms father? Why?

    Jim: Because Toms father is the manager of the zoo.

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    Birthday

    Teacher: Is your birthday on June the 12th, Tom?

    Tom: Yes, sir.

    Teacher: Which year?

    Tome: Oh, every year, sir.

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